Those who own a diary or a planner in which they write down EVERYTHING and those who depend entirely on their brain to keep their appointments and get them through life.
Those who actually recycle and those who are convinced it doesn’t get sorted anyway, so just throw it all in the same bin.
Those who get how ridiculously delicious vinegar on Tayto Cheese & Onion crips are and those who haven’t lived.
Those who freely and genuinely compliment someone expecting nothing in return and those who can’t give a compliment to save their lives.
Those who truly enjoy replacing heavy, carby pasta with veggie noodles and those who don’t because, well, why would you?
Those who know about and follow the greatness that is the Blue Boys Instagram account and those who just got the biggest treat of their week. YOU’RE WELCOME.
Those who are #INTOIT when X-Factor rolls around and those who just #CAN’T. I. Just. Can’t.
Those who could sit and watch BuzzFeed Food videos all day and those who I guess have better shizz to do but, like, what though?
Those who shower diligently and those who find joy in discovering new ways to make it seem like you’re cleaner than you really are 😉
Those who will wait an obscene amount of time for someone to pull out of a prime parking space and those who just say “frick it” and count the walk from the car to the destination as extra exercise.
Those who cherish the stuffed crust of every piece of pizza dunked in some herby deliciousness and those who are most likely mentally unstable (but also kinda awesome because I get to eat their unloved, discarded crust, so it’s kinda a lose-win situation).
Those who are harmlessly nosey (more so curious than anything) and those who are maliciously nosey and dangerous with information.
Those who turn off every single light and lamp when they go to bed and those who leave just one small one on because, IDK, it just feels safer and better that way (not because i’m scared of the dark).
Those who think spending £20 or more on a candle is obscene and those who are aware of the high quality, beautiful smell and overall delight expensive candles bring to the table or nightstand or coffee table or side table or bathroom or kitchen or…
Those who binge on a new show every few weeks/month and those who have lives and the means to live outside the boundary of their sofa or bed. (wonder what that’s like…)
Those who bleach their upper lip hair and those who just go for it and get that shizz waxed/threaded on the regular. Or those who do neither and need to be told to do one a-SAP. (opps)
Those who decorate their desks at work and those who refuse to share any part of their happiness or private life with outsiders.
Those who totally get it when I say “it turns my heart” and those who have no idea what I’m talking about.
Those who call washing up liquid “fairy liquid” and those who call it “fairy up liquid” – it’s the latter right???
Those who would choose something like mind reading or flying or telekinesis as a super power and those who would choose something like “not having anxiety.”
Those who consider a trip to IKEA fun and those who don’t find endless rows of throws, pillows, picture frames and things you don’t need super fun to browse and buy for no good reason.
Those who use the term “thank you” whenever they can and those who should try it.
Those who love the Pleasantly Anxious blog and those who are dumb.